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Sat, Apr. 1st, 2006, 01:58 pm
i must have spring fever

terran: when his mom called me, she told me that she kicked him out of her place, and i think i know why.
leah: why?
terran: because he was cooking, drying and freezing his stuff at her house.
leah: holy shit terran, that's disgusting! why do you know this? you guys didn't know each other long enough for him to tell you this kind of shit... why do you know this? why are you okay with this? better yet, how did you CONVINCE yourself to be okay with it?
terran: i think you and i are talking about two different things.
leah: maybe...
terran: what are you talking about?
leah: what are YOU talking about...?
terran: drugs, what are you talking about?
leah: jizz.

Sat, Apr. 1st, 2006 07:31 pm (UTC)
circumspector

how does someone dry their jizz?

Sat, Apr. 1st, 2006 08:41 pm (UTC)
annivate

well, when i was thinking about it at the time, it was on wax paper... but i mean, i think the bigger question here is, how do you cook it? could you fry jizz like you fry eggs?

Sat, Apr. 1st, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC)
circumspector

i think you put it in with the layer of ricotta cheese in a nice lasagne dish

Mon, Apr. 3rd, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): don't de-friend me!

i'm a total bitch. i didn't call.
i had a headache all goddamn day.
i still have it today.
i'm calling tonight.
i SWEAR it.
tonight.
don't give up on me, baby.

i love you,
rhondy

Mon, Apr. 3rd, 2006 04:37 pm (UTC)
annivate: Re: don't de-friend me!

aww, i would never de-friend you. get real. i'll be in class from 7 to 9:30 ish.

Mon, Apr. 3rd, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): Re: don't de-friend me!

okaaaaay! i'll call you at 10.
be there.
let the nipple rubbing BEGIN.

<3
rhondy